Welcome, barbarian, to the notoriously based, unfathomably rich, blindingly magnificent, forever august...
The only thing you really need to know is that Brvhtopia is a place of concentrated basedness in which one may, if willing, develop into a Chad son of the legacy of Rome itself, a modern warrior against barbarity and chaos, a trve patrician of noble mind. The exclusivity of this place will breed hate from all sides, just as rome was beset by enemies on every frontier, so shall we be, and we must remain strong against the retard cucks seeking to subvert our prosperous nation. AVE!
How do I join???
Good question, barbarian. You join by clicking the button below!
B.B. - Brvhtopia Basics
It is a very desireable thing to become a citizen of this magnificent nation, so many people wish to do so. However, if you wish to enter, you must be allowed entry first! Not only must you have the seed of based in you, emanating a recognisable light, but you must follow basic based ettiquete, as this is a civilised place, unlike the hellholes and swamps inhabiting other territories of the "based" sphere. Just be cool and when at the gates, answer the questions the immigration officers ask you clearly and concisely. Disobedience will be punished by summary execution. Once you enter, you will become B.A.S.E.D.:
- B: Based
- A: Racist
- S: exist
- E: nemy of the state (1998)
- D: isabled mentally
- If you join and then begin complaining about "cringe larping," kill yourself.
- If you join and then begin subverting the virtuous principles of our blessed nation with perverted legislation appealing to the illiterate plebs, the patricians may beat you to death with chair legs (and deservedly so).
- If you join and then post stank memes, you will be bullied.
- If you join and then expect not to be bullied, you will be bullied.
- If you join and then are bullied, and then complain about the bullying to the magistrates, the magistrates will bully you.
- If you join and then accidentally insult some nobody, you might end up on a proscription list when he leads his army into Brvhtopolis (for the third time this year).
- If you join and then complain about having to serve in the army, you will be sent to the most dangerous front and raped by barbarians.
- If you join and then complain about some dude named Brvhtopivs being bullied, you will be executed on the spot.
- If you join and then are a woman, you will be executed on the spot.
- If you join and then complain about there being no women in the city, you will be enslaved and serve the role of one.
- If you join and then break the rules of the server, probably nothing will happen.
- If you join and then are a some kind of unwanted minority, you will be enslaved on the spot.
- If you join and then are a follower of some mainstream, non-retarded, non-extreme political ideology, you will be bullied, and killed by a based extremist mob.